I now bring you: something completely ridiculous in celebration of this my 500th! post. Also: I apologize in advance for my horrible rhyming skillz.

Once upon a time, in a rented castle by a moderately busy intersection the sea, this particular K-e-r-r-i Kerri found herself with far too much time on her hands, and far too little to constructively do.

Instead of re-organizing her closet or waxing her hardwood floors she thought instead she should google image search her own moniker, to help combat the bores.

And what to her wondering eyes did appear, but pictures of other K-e-r-r-i Kerris, from lands far and near.

There was the talk show host from Australia with a delightfully bubbly down-under drawl:

And a (ridiculously cute) pouting puppy right next to a scantily clad dress-up doll:

There was an elvish looking K-e-r-r-i Kerri Alien, and a personalized cake with red leather:

And the K-e-r-r-i Kerri who so gingerly landed on one foot, as if she were light as a feather:

There was of course the K-e-r-r-i Kerri who made all Goonie hearts swoon:

And one of my favorite K-e-r-r-i Kerris perched so gracefully upon a sand dune:

There was even a K-e-r-r-i Kerri robot CARTOON:

And then there was this K-e-r-r-i Kerri, who decidedly reigns supreme, and not just because her washboard abs I once saw in a dream:

I would say she even beats this K-e-r-r-i Kerri’s supplement-swallowing, bench-press-powering, fake-tan-donning number 13:

Not just because she is 20-feet-tall with legs that reach the sky:

But because I’m pretty sure she is invincible, and anyway, bonzai!

Happy! Monday all.