Comments on: Classified Ads, WeekendUpdate Edition

By: sbybfmfeqg

sbybfmfeqg — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 13:03:27 +0000

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By: Marina

Marina — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 18:12:49 +0000

Whether probably correspondence medical training and whether it gives that necessary level to open a private practice? WBR LeoP

By: Annejelynn

Annejelynn — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 21:46:55 +0000

you make me laugh - - and smile — and laugh some more (giggling)

By: Ern

Ern — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:47:13 +0000

You are so funny! Good luck on the GREs. You’ll ace them with flying colors, I’m sure of it.

By: Courtney

Courtney — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:50:20 +0000

p.s. I JUST caught the one-armed man reference. Hee hee. (It wasn’t me!)

By: Lee

Lee — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:20:37 +0000

love the kerri-fied classifieds…been there, hated it ;) glad things are turning for you

By: dawn

dawn — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 18:56:38 +0000

Congrats on going back to school! Its odd how being out of school makes one miss it.

By: Billygean

Billygean — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 17:54:41 +0000

Hurrah hurrah hurrah for long rambling blogs. May there be many more!

By: DrinkJack

DrinkJack — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:27:38 +0000

Ok, I confess that once I say the previous post was about 9/11 (at least I assumed), I skipped it. I feel bad. Don’t hate me too much.

I will have to admit that this classified ad slant was brilliant! Your one-hand photo was sexy (and so was Neon). Good for you on considering grad school. I have no clue on a good Lit school considering my studies were Mathematics. But if I hear of something, I will send it your way :)

By: StampyDurst

StampyDurst — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 04:43:50 +0000

Here are some of my favorite table waiting stories…

While waiting tables in the Berkshire mountains…
1. Hugh Downs was sooo drunk I had to remind him that he had, indeed, ordered and eaten what he refused to pay for.
2. A child was so rude and obnoxious, his parents neither acted offended nor complained when I obviously spilled a large soda directly in his lap.

Elsewhere…
1. After hearing, “I hear risotto is better than sex” for the 5th time in one night, I refused to even crack a smile. Despite at least 3 people at the table explaining the related Seinfeld episode.
2. Some asshole ordered one of the two house reds at a fine dining restaurant. He sampled it and said, “It’s not what I expected.” I took it back to the bartender who wiped the top of the glass and topped it off. He took another sip (of the same wine) after swirling and sniffing, and pronounced it “dramatically better”. He then looked at his date for the appropriate admiration while I stalked off muttering “asshole” under my breath.