After walking into the bedroom to get my purse (or: my MaryPoppins’Bag, as it is more honestly used, and stuffed full to the brim) last night, having startled Chris out of sleep and, seemingly, out of his own skin.
“Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!” And then, upon seeing it was just me: myriad, unspellable, groans of relief.
Cue me: simultaneously [...]