“See! Honey. If we had those rockets we would have made that light.”

“Rockets, Mom?”

“Yeah. You know. Like bombs.”

“MIS-siles.”

“Right.”

“So we could just blow the other car right out of the way.”

“Exactly. They could just shoot right from the front of the car, and we would each be allotted only two a month. It would solve our traffic issues. Plus, it would encourage more people to take the bus.”

“Or we could just say ‘Go-Go-Gadget Legs.’ Or! ‘Go-Go-Gadget ‘Copter.’ Then we could just fly over the tops of them.”

“Ooh. Good one.”