“Like any horror movie, foodie, wine purist or any other aficionado, my inner Game Show Enthusiast dismissively brushes off the current state of affairs in the industry. “They just don’t make them like they used to,” we recovered zealots like to say. Well, they don’t. Where’s the feathered hair helmets held together with Aqua Net? Or, what concerns me more, where are the guests that don’t seem like they’re on Day 2 of a meth binge?”

-Stacy, JurgenNation.com