“Hey, where did you get those moccasin things you’re wearing?
“These? I’ve had these.”
“They look like…like… Wait, what’s the name of that Native American girl?”
“Pocahontas?”
“Yes! Pocahontas! I was going to call you ‘Sasquatch,’ but I knew that wasn’t right.”
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Addendum: Thank you! to everyone who heartily (and so thoughtfully!) participated in the name-change discussion these past few [...]