Reasons To Love Him, #37: History Buff
“Hey, where did you get those moccasin things you’re wearing?
“These? I’ve had these.”
“They look like…like… Wait, what’s the name of that Native American girl?”
“Pocahontas?”
“Yes! Pocahontas! I was going to call you ‘Sasquatch,’ but I knew that wasn’t right.”
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Addendum: Thank you! to everyone who heartily (and so thoughtfully!) participated in the name-change discussion these past few days. I am still in the process of responding to each and every one of you, not because I have to (I know you would understand), but because I want to, so awesome are you all, and so interested am I in the topic at hand, and in the various opinions you all so eloquently expressed about it.

Chris is so good at dodging those bullets.
My BF is working on it. I met Andrew Hotpants at the gym the other night. He immediately proceeded to tell me about some really hot girl he’d seen. He was going OFF on this girl, talking about she was so pretty and thin, she had short blond hair and a teal shirt. I was seriously getting pissed! (like what was I, a Sasquatch?)
Finally he had to spell it out, “baby i was talking about YOU”
Woops.
Oh, to be a fly on your wall! The giggles I would have. Of this I am sure.
COME VISIT ALREADY.
:)
I’m now trying to figure out where I might find Sasquatch shoes. I need some Sasquatch shoes.
He could be my husband. A few years ago we were playing a group game where you are asked a question and you answer on pieces of paper and one person identifies what answers belong to whom.
The question was “What was carved on Plymouth Rock”
My husband put, “That Pocahontas…She good lay.”
Yah.
HAHA.
Oh how I love this.
I love how a couple can have ridiculous exchanges like this!
Howdy.
i don’t think anyone likes to be called sasquatch. i’m glad he figured out what he wanted to say.