Wherein Fireworks Become A Bit Anticlimactic
Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

Exhibit We Decided We Would Rather Watch A Scorsese-Directed Biography On Bob Dylan And Anyway, Iggy Was Trying To Eat Slugs In The Rose Gardens Where We Were Standing To Watch The Fireworks:


(Though I would argue we weren’t really “free” until hundreds of years after 1776, and we as a country are still oppressing people daily (Hi! Gay Rights) ) Happy! Independence Weekend, America.
Now how about some government-assisted healthcare?
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you are wonderful.
(!)
amen, sister.
and i am NOT even american. ;)