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- July 2008 (4)
- June 2008 (7)
- 07: Rose-Colored Everything (12)
- 13: Schnozz-Meanwhile
- 14: What Summer Looks Like In My Memory (13)
- 16: Faulkner-As I Lay Dying (0)
- 17: Twenty-Six (20)
- 24: Just look at the face: it’s vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who’s lost a bet. (8)
- 30: Letter To My Body, This Body (21)
- May 2008 (6)
- 01: Sisterhood Of The Traveling ‘Stache, An Update (27)
- 09: Dreiser, Sister Carrie (0)
- 12: Wherein I Get Over My Initial Disappointment At Not Ever Having Been Wished A Happy Red Leather Birthday (19)
- 17: And I Quote: Heather Anne, Sisters
- 18: Cisneros: Fan of a Floating Woman (0)
- 19: What I Think About When I Don’t Sleep At Night (15)
- April 2008 (11)
- 08: Making Progress (12)
- 10: Moose: Memories of College in Manhattan: Part 2
- 10: Manning: Walking the Beach to Bellingham (0)
- 10: A Few of My Favorite Things (6)
- 13: Reasons To Love Him, #23: Easy Like Sunday Morning (6)
- 14: Wherein I Pledge My Allegiance To Bossy’s Excellent Road Trip, And Terminator Stout (9)
- 15: And It Came To Me Then That Every Plan Is A Tiny Prayer To Father Time (14)
- 18: A Link-Laden Week In Review (6)
- 21: Ain’t No Use In Callin’ Out My Name, Gal (53)
- 22: Helen Jane: Obviously, Objectification, Obscenity
- 23: Reasons To Love Him, #37: History Buff (9)
- March 2008 (11)
- 04: The Leila Texts
- 07: Reasons To Love Him, #18: He Uses Official Forms To Declare His Romantic Intent (11)
- 09: Weekend Update With Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon* (14)
- 16: We Feel Fine
- 18: Listen, When All Of This Around Us’ll Fall Over, I Tell You What We’re Gonna Do (22)
- 26: Fighting Twitter Abstinence?
- 26: Making My Day: Of Pies And Planes (4)
- 26: Schnozz-Bout Eve Prayer: 03.26.08 (0)
- 26: Wherein I Post Before And After Photos (22)
- 28: English Nerdery: 03.28.08 (0)
- 30: Wherein Chris Seriously Considers Fleeing To A Deserted Island With No Wireless Connection (26)
- February 2008 (8)
- 06: Thrill the World (1)
- 07: Talk Is Cheap, Baby; Wine’s Expensive (15)
- 12: Reasons To Love Him, #34: He Uses Time Zones To Justify Opening Birthday Gifts Early Every Year (19)
- 18: Someday, I Want To Live Here
- 18: Barack Obama Folded You An Origami Crane
- 19: Everything? OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam; in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. (15)
- 24: Library waives fees in exchange for Dance Dance Revolution play
- 25: Sisterhood Of The Traveling ‘Stache (29)
- January 2008 (17)
- 07: Portraits Of A Commute (12)
- 09: Glassbooth (4)
- 14: Love Mattress
- 14: V is for Vacation, Vikings, and Virile (6)
- 16: Still Life In The Land Of Bountiful And Blessed Sweet Tea (8)
- 18: Displayus Giganticus
- 19: Because My Office Mailed At Least Two-Hundred This December, And The Guilt, It Was Instant And Hearty (3)
- 20: Sneak Peek Sunday: Southern Meals, Or: Why We Are Running Back To The Gym When We Get Home (6)
- 21: Best Laid Plans (9)
- 22: Jerry to Tom: Scientology’s Really Funny
- 23: Reasons To Love Him, #10: His Journal Entries From Junior High Read Like Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts” (13)
- 24: Fontaine Anderson Illustration
- 26: list of the day: Great Olan Mills photos (0)
- 26: David Duchovny, Why Won’t You Love Me? (5)
- 28: Beautiful, Sorta* (6)
- 30: Because January Is For Lists (24)
- 30: Video of workers abusing cows raises food safety questions (0)
- December 2007 (19)
- 01: swiss miss: christmas tree upside down
- 02: Reasons To Love Him, #15: Southern Charm Via GoogleChat (6)
- 03: White House Mug Shots Deemed “Political Attack Art”
- 03: Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Lovely Out Of Reach Are Your Branches (13)
- 04: Warning! The last car to park here is still missing
- 05: How To Ruin A Perfectly Good Tuesday In One (Literal) Step: (18)
- 08: Grocery store goofs with Hanukkah ham ad
- 10: Brijit
- 10: Reasons To Love Him, #12: King Of The Cheer Up (20)
- 13: PornForGirlsByGirls.com (1)
- 15: iYule.tv (2)
- 15: An Exercise In Maturity, Take One-Hundred: (5)
- 16: Cute with Christmas
- 16: So Bad It’s Good Movie Review: The Wraith (13)
- 18: I Park Like An Idiot.com
- 19: Pop v Soda (11)
- 26: Specific Things (2)
- 28: Is That You, Santa Claus? (9)
- 31: Resolute (22)
- November 2007 (34)
- 01: Soundbytes
- 02: Falling Into Place (11)
- 03: Already Championing For House Dog Of The Year (5)
- 04: Sneak Peek Sunday: Head Congestion Edition (15)
- 05: Seeking: A Good Page-Turner (9)
- 06: We’ve Got A City Love (15)
- 07: Backwards And Forwards With My Heart Hanging Out, Or: I Saw Feist! Last Night, And Now I Want To Have Her Indie Rock Babies (11)
- 08: Reasons To Love Him, #22
- 09: Of Beloved Brothers & Sisters And Culinary Adventures (5)
- 10: Tom Cruise Is Nuts, Tiny (1)
- 10: Portrait Of An Obsession (17)
- 12: So Much Past Inside My Present (9)
- 13: Life Is Precious. Hug Everyone You Want To.
- 14: Capable And Certain (7)
- 15: From The Entry Archives: Excerpt From A Post-Interview Thank You Note
- 16: How To Rock A Saturday Night: In A Helmet (7)
- 17: Conversational Snippets Courtesy Of The Project Runway Premier
- 18: Sneak Peek Sunday: Antique & Thrift Storing Edition (9)
- 19: Reasons To Love Him, #14: He’s My Brandy Alexander (10)
- 20: One Nation, Under Stickers (16)
- 21: In The Spirit Of Wednesday Nights: Two Haikus For Heidi Klum
- 22: Happy! Thanksgiving
- 23: Beach Bums, Or: Portrait Of A Thanksgiving (6)
- 24: MOMocrats: Vote for John Edwards or you’re grounded!
- 24: Reasons To Love Him, #27: The Best Of All Music Snobs
- 25: And The Tears Come Streaming Down Your Face, When You Lose Something You Can’t Replace
- 26: Am I That Transparent? I Want You. I Need You. Oh, Baby, Oh, Baby. (17)
- 27: englishnerdery: 11.27.07
- 27: Thin Lines (21)
- 28: Survey Says (11)
- 29: Bracelet found in chicken after 25 years
- 29: Schnozz-GrandfatherlyLove-11.29.07 (0)
- 29: Also In My Axis Of Evil: Puppy Potty-Training, Cheesecake, and Unpunctuated Office Emails (10)
- 30: Welcome To the Real World, She Said To Me, Condescendingly (7)
- October 2007 (9)
- 05: Ice Ice Baby (2)
- 13: What Language Looks Like
- 18: Deep Thoughts By Kerri Handey,* Circa 1991, When I Was Younger And Wiser, And Wrote With Pink Ink (19)
- 19: Wax On, Wax Hoff (2)
- 22: A New Addition (29)
- 22: MissMatched, 10/22/07 (0)
- 29: Moving At The Speed Of Sight (16)
- 31: In Celebration Of Pumpkins And Halloweens Of Yore (9)
- 31: Some ecards: when you care enough to hit send
- September 2007 (11)
- 01: Charles Dickens Tattoo (1)
- 03: No Grabbing
- 04: Wherein I Illustrate How Every Family Gathering Is Filled With Much Conversational Gesturing (8)
- 06: From The Archives: Reasons To Love Him, #29: Easily Amused Is As Easily Amused Does (10)
- 12: Hel Looks
- 12: Over My Shoulder, I Still Look For Him Walking Back To Me (14)
- 16: Sneak Peek Sunday: (Last Sunday’s) Flower-Laden Festivities (11)
- 19: Tell Her From This High Terrain, I Am Ready Now To Fall (42)
- 29: WeddingRecounting-Hans (0)
- 29: englishnerdery–AnnieDillard
- 29: Mr. & Mrs. (38)
- August 2007 (25)
- 01: Top Ten Titles Of My Recent Blog Entries
- 02: Excerpts From A Family Gathering (5)
- 05: From The Headlines: July 2007 Edition (0)
- 05: James Blunt sold sister on eBay
- 06: To Have And To Hold, From This Day Forward (10)
- 08: Final Count: 9 (7)
- 09: PlaceMark
- 13: In The Spirit Of Monday (1)
- 13: TheBookQuiz
- 14: They Were Probably Frightened By The Copious Amounts Of Used Kleenex In The BackSeat (1)
- 16: Tampon Chandelier (1)
- 17: englishnerdery–DaveEggers–08/17/07
- 18: Someone Is Getting Creative
- 18: BohemianCreations-Hairball (0)
- 19: The Near-Fame Experience
- 20: Miniatures-a photoset (1)
- 20: WeekendUpdate:Random!Edition (26)
- 21: Salad Monster (2)
- 22: Hippy Shopper dot com (1)
- 23: Noa Bembibre: Calendar
- 24: Rooms I * Heart * (1)
- 27: Current Choix de Menu from the Café de Dictateur
- 28: One Year Today
- 28: Redemption! Is Mine. Sort Of. (16)
- 30: Trash The Dress! (4)
- July 2007 (27)
- 07: B Is For Bubbly, Brouhaha, Boisterous: Bachelorette (11)
- 09: Manic (Link) Monday: I’m Not Quite Sure. But I Like It. (2)
- 09: Reasons To Love Him, #3: My Very Own Wrecking Ball (8)
- 10: “You’re Skeletal”: A Return To Providence (9)
- 12: On Possibilities And Potential Packing Tape
- 13: Pitch Black* (6)
- 14: WittandWisdom-CleanUnclean (0)
- 14: englishnerdery-Frankenstein7/14/07
- 15: Hey. Ya. Cover (1)
- 15: Top Ten Ugliest Bridesmaids’ Dresses
- 15: Passive Aggressive Notes
- 15: Instructions for How To Make A Tutu
- 15: Japanese TV Tetris (1)
- 17: When Good Resumes (And Interviews) Go Bad (14)
- 17: That’s a man hand baby!
- 19: Hope Garden (1)
- 20: The Book Inscriptions Project
- 22: With My Big Black Boots And An Old Suitcase (2)
- 24: On Coping (13)
- 24: Evolution of Dance (2)
- 26: Mad World (1)
- 26: First Look: Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan
- 27: Mad Plant Growing Skillz (10)
- 29: Quite possibly the best use of Post-Its ever imagined
- 30: Differentials (18)
- 31: Anagram Maker
- 31: U.N. troops will go to war-ravaged Darfur
- June 2007 (6)
- April 2007 (1)
- March 2007 (3)
- February 2007 (6)
- 01: Zoinks!
- 05: Manic (Link) Monday: Quizzical Edition (9)
- 08: The Email I Received Yesterday That Proves The Man I’m Going To Marry Is A Very Good Sport. And That I Have Trouble Remembering My Passwords, And Desperate Times? Well They Call For Desperate Measures: (23)
- 08: Anya-GameShowRecovery (0)
- 15: 4×4, (Be My) Valentine Edition (11)
- 23: The Update, Wha Wha, The Update (2)
- January 2007 (13)
- 01: WordsForMyEnjoyment (0)
- 01: englishnerderdy-TedHughes
- 10: The Road To (Not Ever Creating) Resolutions Is Paved With Good Intentions (9)
- 14: Sneak Peek Sunday: Bad Ideas (7)
- 15: Manic (Link) Monday: List Edition (7)
- 16: New Addition (7)
- 17: X Marks The Spot Movie Watched (20)
- 22: Manic (Link) Monday: Excuse Edition (10)
- 25: Reasons To Love Him, #43: So Funky And So Fresh, Fresh (8)
- 26: Haiku For A Job Interview (3)
- 29: L Is For Link, And Liza, Leonardo, And Lily-Livered*
- 29: She Was Me, Once (15)
- 29: HeatherAnne-JesusCircle (0)
- December 2006 (4)
- 04: Home Of The Soon-To-Be Patented Hyper-Active (And Neon! Glowing) Wedding Goo* (13)
- 07: Will You Guys* Be Mad If I Talk “Wedding,” Two Posts In A Row? ( I Promise To Trek To New, Unchartered, Less Taffeta-Covered Territory Soon. Amen.)
- 19: All I Want For Christmas (2)
- 27: So This Is Christmas (1)
- November 2006 (37)
- 01: On Broken Furnaces And Precious Winter Coats (16)
- 01: english nerdery-Bryson
- 02: The Irony Is Not Lost On Me (13)
- 03: Reasons To Love Him*, #28 (9)
- 04: Making My Day (8)
- 05: Sneak Peek Sunday: The Genesis (10)
- 06: Manic (Link) Monday: The LateNight Posting Edition (8)
- 06: JillWrites (0)
- 07: “Set It And Forget It” Apparently Not Applicable In This Case (16)
- 07: english nerdery-Melville
- 08: On Desire (7)
- 09: Remembering Him (19)
- 10: Reasons To Love Him, #20
- 11: And Lo, She Became The Crazy, Compulsive Color-Choosing Bride. And Everyone Was Frightened. Including Her, Amen. (13)
- 12: Sneak Peek Sunday: A Fridge By Any Other Name (14)
- 13: Manic (Link) Monday: Bearded Lady Edition (15)
- 14: Gentil, S’il Vous Plaît (5)
- 15: Problem Solving (3)
- 16: english nerdery-HeaneyForDad (0)
- 16: english nerdery-HeaneyTwiceShy
- 16: Love Thursdays: Relational ESP (7)
- 17: Making My Skin Crawl (5)
- 18: Overheard Tonight (4)
- 19: Sneak Peek Sunday: Cinematic! Ecstatic (2)
- 20: Deck The Halls (2)
- 21: The Parent Trap (8)
- 22: 0 for 2 (3)
- 23: Long Live The Turkey Coma (7)
- 24: New Traditions To Mix With The Old (5)
- 25: Making My Day (6)
- 26: Appealing To The Science Geek In All Of Us (10)
- 27: Dear Brake Repair, Man: (10)
- 28: No Cats Were Harmed In The Making Of This Verbal Exchange (3)
- 28: Maliavale (0)
- 28: english nerdery-ThePiazza
- 29: Reasons To Love Him, #13: (Not So) Contagious Enthusiasm (5)
- 30: Chris’ “It’s Colder Than Crap Outside, So Let’s Make Some” Chili (1)
- October 2006 (10)
- 01: “Here Is Where It Begins” (9)
- 03: english nerdery-Hawthorne
- 06: Tooting My Flickr Horn. But Really, Just Feeling Excited. And Thinking Maybe I Should Wear Pink Gloves More Often. (11)
- 07: Of Petroleum And Pants-Crapping (24)
- 09: Manic (Link) Monday: First Edition (12)
- 15: Finders, Keepers. Part One (14)
- 19: More Than A Feeling, Or: Of Excuses And Raw Noses (14)
- 24: Finders, Keepers. Part Two (29)
- 27: Manic (Link) Monday. Wait, You Say It’s Not Monday? Ah, Very Well Then: Touché. (12)
- 31: Fright Night (7)
- September 2006 (6)
- 06: Making My Day
- 07: Standing In Stark Relief (23)
- 11: Brave Bonomo (21)
- 14: green grass
- 18: Classified Ads, WeekendUpdate Edition (22)
- 20: How DOES This Garden Grow?
- August 2006 (8)
- 03: Oh, My, My. Oh, Hell, Yes. (20)
- 07: And He Jimmied (19)
- 14: Because I Unexpectedly Moved! This Weekend, And The Cameras To Prove It Are Still Tossing Lazily Somewhere Amidst The Sea Of Boxes. I Hope. (9)
- 18: I Like To Move It, Move It. (34)
- 25: Flowers And Table Settings And Dress Fittings Oh My! (3)
- 25: L is for “Lingerie,” “Libido,” “Loch Ness,” and “Losing My Mind” (8)
- 28: A New Date To Celebrate (12)
- 30: And When I Saw Her Walk Down The Aisle Toward Him, Beaming, I Didn’t Cry, As Expected, But Instead Almost Died Of Sheer, Undiluted Happiness (36)
- July 2006 (4)
- 13: Wherein I Spill The Proverbial Beans, And Share The (Headlining) Reason I Have Been Recently MIA (40)
- 20: Three Shorts (12)
- 26: See kerri read
- 26: 71 (18)
- June 2006 (5)
- May 2006 (17)
- 01: There’s Your Trouble, Or: The Entry I Wrote Two Weeks Ago, Wherein I Potentially Get Feisty, And Potentially get A Bit Political, And Potentially Make It Known That I would Hump Natalie Maines’ Leg If Given The Opportunity (26)
- 03: english nerdery-CisnerosFour
- 04: Aspects Of Alabama I Am Already Missing (6)
- 05: SPF: Salsa-Style (11)
- 06: english nerdery-CisnerosThree
- 09: english nerdery-CisnerosTwo
- 10: On Being A Wimp (27)
- 12: Ringing in my ears
- 12: english nerdery-Walker
- 12: The Ants Go Marching Two By Two. Also, The Ants Are Sometimes Ridiculous. (11)
- 15: Ode To My Mother (18)
- 18: And Years From Now, When She Has Resided On All Seven Continents, We Will Be Able To Look Back And Reminisce About Knowing Each Other Since The Seventh Grade When Neither Of Us Could Correctly Spell “Geneva” (11)
- 19: english nerdery-Clifton
- 21: SPF: Tardy Edition (7)
- 22: english nerdery-Cisneros
- 23: Making My Day (15)
- 30: I Had Intended To Post More ‘Bama Stories This Evening, But That Intention Was Foiled By A First-Time Ride On The Prescribed Narcotic Train (23)
- April 2006 (13)
- 02: Counting By Twos or The Mush, It Is Deep. And Mushy. (17)
- 04: You Bring The Late-Night, We’ll Bring The Nutso (18)
- 07: Here’s Looking At You, Kid (18)
- 10: Of Crayons And Cocktails (16)
- 12: WanderLust (11)
- 14: Come Hell Or High Water (16)
- 18: Silent And Still At The Center (25)
- 20: A Day At The Beach! Complete With Sand In Less Than Ideal Places! (13)
- 21: english nerdery-CliftonTwo
- 25: Lea-ving On A Jet Plane (10)
- 26: Oh The Places You Will Go. You Know, In Theory. (12)
- 28: english nerdery-CisnerosFive
- 30: My Sister, The Art-eest (3)
- March 2006 (12)
- 08: “W” Is For Wednesday, Willy Wonka, Wombat And Welcome (6)
- 08: How Not To Be A Stranger, A One-Step Program
- 09: Loving (2)
- 10: Back Diving (12)
- 13: Wherein I Reveal That I Learned The “Fake An Allergy” Trick Early In Life (12)
- 14: Beaten Over The Ear Drums With A Blunt Object (12)
- 17: Curious Sighting: The Shoeless Barista (15)
- 20: How To Burn Macaroni In 10 Easy Steps, or More Proof That I May Someday Be Allowed To Wear The Pants, But I Will Never Be Allowed To Wear The Apron (8)
- 23: Tagatha Christie (7)
- 24: For The Birthday Girl (5)
- 27: Springtime Sounds (7)
- 29: Sometimes Taking A Hint Takes Stepping In Shit (10)
- February 2006 (6)
- January 2006 (6)
- December 2005 (4)
- November 2005 (1)
- October 2005 (8)
- September 2005 (9)
- 01: Currently Wishing: I Could Kick Hurricane Katrina In The Face
- 07: Sending An SOS To The World
- 08: Making My Day
- 09: Because You Can Never Have Too Many T-Shirts
- 14: From: Emails You Write To Co-Workers Who Ask You For Boxes For Their Upcoming Move When You Are High On Cold/Flu Medicine
- 16: Get Your Motor Running. Head Out On The Highway.
- 19: The Icing On An Otherwise Dry Cake
- 23: “I” Is For Insomnia, And Irksome, And Iceland
- 29: Not Making My Evening
- August 2005 (19)
- 02: How To Boost Office Morale, Part Duex
- 03: How NOT To Start A Wednesday Morning
- 04: Vexing Me
- 05: That’s What I Get For Picking A Book Based Solely On Its Simplistically Designed Book-Jacket
- 06: Conversation Overheard Between One Of The Original Roomies And Her Soon To Be Hubby
- 09: Unless That Was Just A Stroller Full Of Meth, Which Might Explain A Few Things
- 11: Deadlines Keep Fallin’ On My Head
- 13: Leave Us A Message. Yah, Leave One. (2)
- 15: Making My Day
- 16: These Boots Were Made For Wheezing
- 22: I Wanna Hold You In Parentheses
- 23: Conversation Starter Number 57: I Was Conceived On The Tile Floor Of A Starbucks’ Bathroom
- 24: Shape-Shifting Is A Group Effort
- 26: We’ll Call These My Seven Idiotsyncrasies
- 27: But I’ve Never Hit On A Sibling Or Family Member. Except For That One Time, That One Thanksgiving
- 28: Proof That Before She Was Having Sex In the City, She Was Having Sex In A Department Store
- 29: And Thus, She Discovered The Secret To The Nonsense Contest
- 30: Facetious Was Their First Choice For A Middle Name, But Langhorne Was Just Too Tempting
- 30: Nerds Unite!
- July 2005 (13)
- 01: Command Tower, This Is Echo One; We Have A Location On The Crazy Train
- 03: Of Tortoises And Country Songs
- 15: A List Of That Which Makes No Sense
- 16: The Times, They Are A Changin’
- 18: Of Course None Of This Necessarily Means I Didn’t Dress Up Like Hermione And Prance Around The House, Doing By Best To Look Magical
- 19: The Song I Was Singing: Originally Recorded By Wilson Phillips
- 24: The Post I Intended To Post Around The Middle Of June, And Would Have, Had I Written It Before Today
- 26: When I Was Eight, And My Cousins And I Were Caught Flinging Pebbles At Passing Cars, She Scolded Us, And Then Gave Us Ice-Cream
- 27: Coming Soon To A Drugstore Near You: Leg Shackles
- 28: Memo To My Cold: My Nose Hurts (2)
- 29: A Walk I Try To Remember
- 30: Making My Day
- 31: From The Stack Of Print On My Bedside Floor, Two By Lucille Clifton
- June 2005 (9)
- 01: Reason Number 31 Why I Dislike Getting My Oil Changed
- 03: Rumor Has It He Was Also An Avid Proponent Of Gelatinous Hair Products For Men
- 06: Hands. Touching Hands. Reaching Out. Touching Me. Touching Youuuu.
- 11: Behold: The End Of The Undergraduate
- 17: Her Left Hand Went Up To Priest Lake Naked, And Returned A Bit More Sparkly
- 21: I Like To Turn It Turn It (1)
- 27: An Inventory Of That Seen And Done And Mostly Random, This Past Weekend In Seattle
- 28: Only After Hanging Up The Phone Did I Remember That “Pinata,” “Polygraph” and “Parcheesi” Also Begin With The Letter P
- 29: Making My Day
- May 2005 (11)
- 06: Making My Day
- 07: I’ll Give You Ten Dollars To Let Me Go Home
- 15: On My Mind
- 17: Wide Open Interior Spaces Are Some Of Her Favorite Places
- 18: Discoveries Made Within The Recent (And To Be Continued) Cleaning
- 19: How Much I Love My Baby Carrot Sister: A Story In One Act
- 21: And Yea, She Could Smile From Underneath Her Pillow Knowing That The End Of The Duplex Was Eleven Days Nigh
- 23: Office Perks, or How We Entertain Ourselves So We Don’t Go Batty (12)
- 24: How To Boost Office Morale, A Simple Five-Step Program
- 25: Making My Day
- 30: Farewell Duplex, Hello Air Conditioning
- April 2005 (9)
- 01: When We Were Little My Mom Always Used To Tell My Sister And I To Go Outside, To “Blow The Stink Off Us”
- 02: In Honor Of Dave Tickets Going On Sale Today, A Concert-Oriented Story From Last Year’s Show
- 12: Two Peas In A Pod, But Only If The Pod Has Been Recently Disinfected
- 14: The Water In My Tummy Goes Swoosh Swoosh Swoosh
- 15: River Walking (3)
- 20: Close Encounters Of The Jehovah’s Witness Kind
- 23: Hail Mary, Stain On The Pavement
- 27: The Alternative: Many A Stick Figure
- 30: Spring Fever, Spokane-Style
- March 2005 (9)
- 02: What I Did Last Night While I Was “Studying” With My Baby Carrot Sister
- 10: They Come Door To Door Now, The Fertilizers (1)
- 11: Thou Paper Who Art On My Desktop, Completed Be Thou Name
- 11: But My Favorite Was The One That Read: “Daddy, What’s A Forest?”
- 17: Pinch Me And Die
- 27: Because My Own Words Are Failing Me Right Now
- 29: I Should Probably Be Disturbed That For A Moment I Seriously Considered Referencing An Ashlee Simpson Song To Talk About Picking Up The “Pieces Of Me”
- 29: And When I Heard She Farted During The Romantic Pre-Proposal Dinner, I Laughed, And Then Thought: Well, Why Can’t Farting Be “Romantic” Too?
- 30: Of Blessings And Birthdays
- February 2005 (5)
- 02: Next Time I’m Letting My Sister Choose Our Lunchtime Festivities
- 03: We’ll Just Call That “Creative License”
- 11: He Of Course Left Out The Part Where They Are Chased From The Store By The Angry Lady With The Four Extra Packages Of Tortillas In Her Cart
- 15: Hallmark Doesn’t Have Anything On My Grandparents
- 23: Oh The Wheel In The Sky Keeps On Turning
- January 2005 (8)
- 04: Currently Pondering
- 06: Which Way To The End Of This Literary Period?
- 07: You And Me And The Squeeze-it Makes Three
- 09: Not The Hacking And Gagging And Spitting Part, Please
- 10: Proof That I’m Not Taking This Whole Winter Driving Thing Too Seriously
- 20: Also Purchased: Duct Tape
- 20: Mr. Walken Would Definitely Approve
- 21: If I Wrote A Play About Today It Would Go A Little Something Like This
- December 2004 (12)
- 02: You Mean Your Wolf Family Never Taught You THE SONG?
- 07: One Little Sister, Complete With Judo-Chop Action
- 08: My English Nerdery Is Such That
- 13: Wishing
- 15: How Appropriate
- 22: Just A Spoonful of Horse Radish Doesn’t Help Anything Go Down
- 23: Starting The Morning Off With A Flip, Flip
- 23: One Of The Wise Men Should Have Thought To Bring Buffalo Wings
- 25: Nothing Says Christmas Like A Sanitarium Santa
- 27: Vexing Me
- 29: Aftershocks
- 29: Speaking Of Blessings
- November 2004 (8)
- 02: And THAT, is the Point
- 03: And A Joyful Squeal Was Heard Amidst Heavy Sighs
- 16: And The Queen Whisked The Violated Debit Card Away To Safety
- 17: Making Me Laugh
- 20: Pre-Thanksgiving Thankfulness
- 22: Two Guitar Riffs Are Better Than One
- 25: Going To The Chapel, And We’re Going To Go Cra-a-a-zy
- 29: Progress
- October 2004 (12)
- 01: Can You Hear Me Now?
- 05: Choosy Roommates Choose JIF
- 06: Must Be Those Crazy Pills I’m Taking
- 08: Paging Dr. Evil
- 14: Shrink All the World
- 14: Well, That’s One Theory
- 18: When Nerds Unite
- 21: Of Brakes, BS, and Beautiful RAV-4s (1)
- 27: Dishes? I Don’t See Any Dishes
- 29: Priorities
- 29: You Can Just Call Me Special K, To Avoid Confusion
- 30: When I Say Snell, You Say Cookie
- September 2004 (3)
- August 2004 (6)
- July 2004 (9)
- 01: Feeling Miserable?
- 01: Size Matters
- 11: Fourth of July Recap
- 12: CHAS Masters
- 19: Bugging Me
- 21: I’m Not Teasing. I’m Freezing.
- 27: Can I Get A Yee-haw?
- 28: You Said It Jimmy
- 29: Dear Headache, I Hate Your Guts
- June 2004 (3)
- 24: Ready, Set, Blog!
- 25: Crossword Craze
- 28: Priest Lake 101