“The concept of clean and unclean is rarely even considered during those formative years. Take showering, for instance. The idea that, at any point, one would need to clean one’s washcloth and towel seemed preposterous. Washcloth even has the word “wash” right there in it, if you look closely. Your washcloth and towel are constantly [...]

“In my time away from blogging I’ve been doing a lot of hippy introspection. As I’ve worked to learn me and love me, I’ve made some remarkable discoveries like: the unexamined life is not worth living, people only change when their present situation is more painful than what they’re afraid to face, and, most astoundingly, [...]

“Like any horror movie, foodie, wine purist or any other aficionado, my inner Game Show Enthusiast dismissively brushes off the current state of affairs in the industry. “They just don’t make them like they used to,” we recovered zealots like to say. Well, they don’t. Where’s the feathered hair helmets held together with Aqua Net? [...]

“Unlike Laura Mallory I have read both the Bible and all the Harry Potter novels, countless times. The first has given me guidance and unprecedented hope; the latter has entertained me for hours on end and inspired me step out against injustice. Laura Mallory has drawn an imaginary line based on faulty logic, and she [...]

“But me? I prefer to pretend my ship just got hit by a missile to impress the masses.”
-Paul, Words For My Enjoyment

“You know you have a problem when you have five discrete deodorants, including one that you feel compelled to keep in your desk at work and one that cost $10 that you ordered online upon the recommendation of an Internet-friend, and you have them ranked in terms of hierarchy based on clothing textiles, time of [...]

I mail you things. They’re envelopes, they’re objects. Identities unmistakably you, irrevocably me. What do you do with them?
I want.
to know.
what you do
with them.
-Jill, JillWrites.com