‘random!’ archives
Weekend Update, Pre-Vacation Edition
Friday
I’ve been working over-time for the past month in anticipation of having the entire next week spent non-working, and while I left myriad notes and instructions to be used in my absence, I still might have forwarded my work email to my home email account because (I’m crazy, and) I’m pretty sure someone is going [...]
Just look at the face: it’s vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who’s lost a bet.
One of my long-time favorite online friends and bloggers Heather Anne made with the zombie meme today. I had never seen this particular meme before and while I typically shy away from them, as so many of you do, too, the scenario at hand admittedly immediately appealed to my gentle zombie sensibilities.
Not only because I’m [...]
Wherein I Get Over My Initial Disappointment At Not Ever Having Been Wished A Happy Red Leather Birthday
I now bring you: something completely ridiculous in celebration of this my 500th! post. Also: I apologize in advance for my horrible rhyming skillz.
Once upon a time, in a rented castle by a moderately busy intersection the sea, this particular K-e-r-r-i Kerri found herself with far too much time on her hands, and far [...]
Wherein I Pledge My Allegiance To Bossy’s Excellent Road Trip, And Terminator Stout
April is fast becoming the month wherein we play host and hostess with the most-est, as many times have glorious! friends visited (Hi! Jen; Hi! Roth; Hi! Bossy) and/or been scheduled to visit (Hi! Grant) in the past three weeks.
Before the dawn of April our first long-time bloggy friend (Oh hai! Jenn-ay) visited from Boston, [...]
Wherein I Post Before And After Photos
I bring you: The photos I totally meant to post before we left for our Easter weekend getaway, but didn’t, because have I mentioned how long it takes me to pack? Multiple outfits, people. Multiple outfits.
The Before Hair:
I call it The Do Nothing And Let It Get Too Long stage. Feel free to “ick” and [...]
Making My Day: Of Pies And Planes
The hilarious and presumed answer to a question I asked Chris over the Easter weekend: “Can I bring a pie on a plane?”
The short answer: Snakes on a plane = yes.
Pies on a plane = depends on whether or not they have a custard-like filling.
My favorite part of the piece:
“Does it have lumps?”
I glanced at [...]
Sisterhood Of The Traveling ‘Stache
A few days ago I followed up an enthusiastic Valentine-y purchase of felt-created poo with one from the same awesome Etsy shop, but this time, rather than a pile of heart-stamped dung I went with the felt finger-puppet mustache. I was so! excited about it, but only bought one,* because at the time there was [...]
How To Ruin A Perfectly Good Tuesday In One (Literal) Step:
Plant your right foot into the largest and freshest pile of dog shat (past tense, you see) available, and then proceed to not notice it’s your foot that is smelling rather rank, and assume it’s your pint-sized dog, who has been having The Gas lately.
Bonus points if the pile you step in is a. not [...]
