“Great content in 100 words or less.”

Interesting intimidation tactic. I wonder if anyone ever parks there, out of sheer spite and curiosity.

“When reporting the ‘controversy,’ Fox News (monopolized media) expressed concern that the mug shots might ‘confuse little kids’ who might gaze upon the photos during a field trip and think, ‘Oh, is that a picture of my president?’ Yeah kid, it’s a picture of your president.”

Have yourself a Merry little (upside down) Christmas.

“Workers at Olson Locker in Fairmont were cutting the meat off chickens that came from an Elmore farm when one of them, Brittany McDonald, came across a shiny object in a chicken gizzard.” YUM.

All I’m saying is that when Xenu the alien god does come and we don’t all have Colorado bunkers, we are going to feel pretty stupid.

These are all pretty hilarious, but I’m rather fond of “I went to a better college than you,” and “If I were ever to shoot you, it would just be in the leg.” They also have a few rather rad cards for Halloween. Like this one, or this one.

I’m sure many of you have already seen this, but it just makes me so happy I had to share it again. For chest-waxing and posterity’s sake.

These are incredible. And hypnotizing. (via Jowste)

Chris is hereby losing The Pug War. Us getting one is becoming inevitable.