Someone extremely important to me is soon to become engaged. Yesterday, I braved The Great Big World Of The Sparkly with her to become educated on important issues like diamond shapes and carat sizes, but mostly to discover exactly what she would prefer in an engagement ring and a wedding band, she herself having until [...]

[He walks into the room and sees her bags open and empty, a piece of paper and a pencil in her hand.]
“What are you doing?”
“Making a list of the things I need to pack.”
“Why don’t you just put the stuff in the bags? Why make a list?”
“I don’t know. Because.”
“When you were in school and [...]

On Wednesday of this past week Lisa was holding my birthday present in her hands, sneakily using the gift-bag to keep both of her hands hidden from view, when suddenly she smiled a gleeful smile and said she had something to tell me.
The last time she used that phrase we were standing on a dock [...]

And when my beloved ex-roomie Jenelle engages in The Passing Of The Gas, she not only blows the air on through, but she makes the room move, and then directly afterward she giggles and proceeds to call attention to the fact that she has just farted, making us all look at her incredulously, not because [...]

Wednesday of this week I was scheduled to make my first appearance as a bridesmaid. So, on Tuesday, I packed my $123, I don’t know what color blue this is, but it was the most difficult color of blue to find in the history of the world blue bridesmaid dress into my car and drove [...]